The Last Homely Housekeeper is a free downloadable PDF text in which Rivendell's housekeeper offers surprising behind the scenes glimpses of that Elven enclave and its visitors. The text is suitable for anyone who has read both The Hobbit and The Lord of the Rings, and ideally has seen the three LOTR films too. It's essential to also read The Tale of Aragorn and Arwen which can be found in Appendix A(v) in the books following the main LOTR story, as much of this tale revolves around that one, albeit in a very twisted way.

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The text available below contains major deviations from canon.
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